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Name: Robin2 (since I just noticed you already have a Robin here, I'm adding a '2')
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Name: Blitzo
Door: Door pass – Submissive

Canon: Helluva Boss
Canon Point: After episode 7

Age: Unknown – assumed mid 30s or imp equivalent
Appearance:
Blitzo's appearance. It should also be noted that while he's tall for an imp, he's still very short, probably around 3'5 without the horns.

History: Here.
Personality:
Negative Traits
- Insecure: He might try to disguise it poorly under a veneer of loud confidence, but Blitzo is cripplingly insecure. He's convinced that no one will ever love him and that everyone will leave eventually. Due to this, he's developed a habit of pushing people away when they get too close with insults, though recently the fact that this is why everyone eventually leaves has been brought to his attention in a drug induced hallucination. After that incident he has tried to improve in this area in his own dysfunctional way. He's cut back on the constant stream of insults toward Moxxie, for example, and has tried to spend more time with Moxxie and Millie in a social context.

Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to know how to be social like a normal person, and does this by trying to invite himself along on dates with them. A large factor in why he tends to stalk and be fascinated by Moxxie and Millie is that their wholesome love for each other is the kind of affection he craves for himself, but because he believes no one would ever feel that way for him, he tries to push his way into a relationship where that affection already exists.

While Stolas, the Goetic demon, has expressed an interest in dating Blitzo, due to Stolas's own obliviousness in how to have a functional relationship, Blitzo has been left feeling like it's incredibly clear that Stolas only wants him for sex. The fact that Stolas constantly condescends Blitzo for being an imp and the fact that Stolas has made having sex with him once a month a requirement for Blitzo to have access to the grimoire he needs to do his job has fed into Blitzo's insecurities.

Greedy: Blitzo is fixated on making money. Almost compulsively so. Naturally, running his own business he does have to be focused on making money, but his tendencies in this area seem to go beyond that. For example, when Stolas wanted to hire him for guard duty and Blitzo wasn't interested, all Stolas had to do was bring up paying him money and he flipped from being completely disinterested to being excited about it without even asking how much.

Furthermore, he's had at least two relationships where he's stolen things from someone he was sleeping with. The first time he slept with Stolas he stole the Grimoire when they were done which allowed him to start his business (though Stolas likely allowed this theft so he could use it as leverage for their later arrangement). What's more notable, however, was his theft from Verosika, since they were in a relationship at the time. His urge to push people away when they get too close was certainly a factor as well, but when he and Verosika were staying in a hotel together, he did steal (and max out) her credit cards, stole her car, and left her to pay for the hotel room.

Impulsive: Blitzo seems to have very little impulse control. Despite being extremely focused on getting money, he's terrible at keeping it. He's obsessed with horses and will often spend the company budget on random things, spending everything they got for one of their hits on a jewel encrusted green horse toy called 'mare-juana'. He's also spent a lot of money on things like making a commercial for their assassination business, which he then paid to have it played for three hours straight on a channel no one watches, likely realizing that advertising spots were cheaper on that channel so buying up all the slots without taking the time to consider whether that's an actually strategic way to get their commercial seen. He doesn't think things through when he acts, he just does.

Positive Trait
Determination: Blitz has the odds stacked against him. He's an imp, the lowest class of demon in Hell. It's rare for an imp to be able to have a business at all, as they're typically relegated to being servants and farmers. Despite his low self esteem, his poor impulse control and his poor education, Blitzo does not give up. He might change course, like he did when his entertainment career didn't take off, but he absolutely refuses to let what he is define his station in life.

Despite being wasteful, his sheer determination has given him a form of resourcefulness. He gets a chance to steal a grimoire, he sees the ways he could use it to kick off his career. He finds out the only way to keep what he's gained is to sleep with Stolas once a month? If that's what he has to do, that's what he'll do.

When he was captured by the human government, instead of being scared, he focused the entire time on ways to escape. He poked and needled and played with their insecurities trying to find a way to get control of the situation. He might not have succeeded and he might have needed to be rescued, but in the end, when he's presented with a challenge, he will keep pushing and pushing until he succeeds.

Powers and Abilities:
Fire Resistance: Fire generally seems to have no effect on Blitzo. There are fires in Hell that are hot enough to burn him, but fires in the human world don't seem to get hot enough for him to have any reaction to their heat. Clothes made in Hell also seem to be unaffected by the fire you find in the human world.

Glowing eyes: His eyes give off a slight glow. This seems to allow him to see in the dark.

Pain Tolerance: Imps seem to have a high pain tolerance. Millie had her leg caught in a bear trap and while it did hurt her, she still seemed to be able to converse normally and generally seemed to be able to handle the pain without much issue, where a human would be in excruciating pain. Striker was stabbed repeatedly by Millie and was able to keep fighting, and then was able to walk around and gloat normally despite the injury. Since high pain tolerance seems to be a common trait among imps, it's likely Blitzo has a high pain tolerance as well. However, unlike other species of demons, imps are still injured by normal weapons, and they can be killed with regular guns and knives. Blessed weapons likely would cause even more pain and injury, but are not necessary.

Inventory:
A handgun
Extra box of ammo (100 rounds)
Toy pony

Samples:
Sample One: When he first woke up in this place, he had to be restrained. Blitzo's first reaction to waking up in the human world surrounded by doctors had been to try and kill them all. However, groggy, unarmed, and only 3'5, the doctors were easily able to subdue him and strap him down. As everything had continued, Blitzo was able to work things out in his head a bit more, and realized how well and truly fucked he is. The last thing he remembers, he was in Hell. At home. He fell asleep on his couch, which means that somehow, somehow, humans were able to break into Hell and capture him.

He doesn't know how that would even be possible. He doesn't know why they'd pick him as their target out of all the demons in Hell. He does know that the standard operating procedure of killing any humans who see him is a moot point, though, because if humans are able to access Hell on their own now to take whoever they choose, that ship has sailed. He'll probably be fucked whenever Hell finds out that he's here as living proof that demons exist, but there was nothing he could have done to prevent it and there's nothing he can do to change it now.

After orientation (still in a paper gown, still visible to even more humans), and after the tour of the city, they're able to go to their new 'homes'. Blitzo feels like he should be skulking and sneaking through the shadows, avoiding human eyes...but he seems to be fucked anyway. If anyone from Hell finds him here, there's no way they'll believe that any human managed to get down into Hell and kidnap anyone. They certainly won't believe it when they look into things and realize that Blitzo has access to Stolas's grimoire, which would allow him to get anywhere in the human world he chose.

Sure, maybe he won't get in as much trouble if he hides, but then he gets a mental image of his near future if he takes that route. He sees himself, completely alone, skulking through the back alleys like a homeless gremlin...and he decides no, he's not doing that. If he's getting in shit for something he can't control, then he'll do the thing he'll be getting in shit for with confidence and style.

He stands up straight and struts down to where the public transit will be picking him and the other submissives up, his tail swishing behind him, doing absolutely nothing to cover the open back of the paper gown.

When he spots someone looking his way, Blitzo just says, "Yeah? What the fuck are you looking at?"

Sample Two: [Blitzo comes on screen, a brand new line tattooed down his neck, coming down from the spot where a white collar with a red skull adorned on it rests on his throat. He's looking pissed.]

All right, everybody. I just went through a whole lot of shit that answered a bunch of questions I didn't have, and none of the ones I did have, so I just have one thing to ask. What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

And no, I'm not buying any crap about finding people 'without the deceit' gene, whatever the fuck that is. Even I don't believe humans would be stupid enough to go kidnapping people from Hell trying to find something like that! I mean, come on! How fucking stupid do these assholes think I am?

So here's what I want. I want someone to give me a real ass explanation for why the fuck I'm here. I want ten more of these devices that were given to communicate, so when I break one I can have another ready without waiting. And lastly...

Apparently we've got to fuck three times a month if we don't want to suffer some kind of consequence. It's bullshit, but whatever. Back home I had to make an arrangement kind of like that if I wanted to keep my business, so this is basically just like Hell but shittier. I'd like to get it out of the way so I don't have it hanging over my head for the rest of the month, so who'd like me to fuck them so we can both get this shit out of the way?

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