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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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[self_impeding]

Oh no, I can take the weight. I mean, I can't lift my tail when I'm under it, but I can take the pressure.

[vintsparkler]

I've never heard of a weighted blanket before, so I was apprehensive.

[self_impeding]

Yeah, me neither, but it's soft and comfy.

delivery!

[legellely]

A bright red box with a silver ribbon is delivered to Blitzo. Inside are pink snowflake sugar cookies and a fun selfie. The back of the picture reads:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Thank you for being amazing! 💗 Elle

Delivery

[vonumberwolf]

[In a fancy box with a big bow is a case of beer with a note.]

'Tis the season to get wasted!

From the friendly Christmas Elf

[self_impeding]

[Blitzo will send back a picture of himself devouring the cookies and send her a huge, fluffy pink feather boa.]

Re: Delivery

[self_impeding]

[He'll send her back a package with a picture of him drinking the beer and a dildo.]

Christmas Delivery 2022

[singinghuntress]

[At some point on Christmas, Blitz will find a small, simple package on his bed. Inside of it is a gift and a simple note.]

I noticed you like Horses so, enjoy.
~ Rip.

Re: Christmas Delivery 2022

[self_impeding]

[Blitzo absolutely loves it, and will likely be seen around the house playing with it. He'll also leave her a toy of her own.]

Un: literalsexfiend

[sleight_of_fate]

[Attached to the message is an almost artistic shot of a male back. Dark tattoos cover the pale skin, but more interesting than that is the presence of wings, dark and half-folded at rest. The shot also catches the sleek black fur that starts at the waist, the curve of a bare ass, and the long whiplike tail that sprouts from the base of his spine in a come-hither curl.]

UN: Big_Dicked_Blitzy

[self_impeding]

Woo yeah! Demon bros! Glad to see another of us here!

Un: literalsexfiend

[sleight_of_fate]

[...oops. Except, at least that particular misfire went to someone who appreciates it? Rhys has a few moments to process something besides panic, before he starts typing back.]

This city, I swear.

It's kinda complicated, incubi aren't demons in my world but Duplicity thinks I should be.

Thank you, though, I appreciate the solidarity =)

[self_impeding]

relaly? their totes deomns where im from

i used to date a subcucus

[sleight_of_fate]

I've met one incubus and one succubus here in the city, never met my father or any others in my own world. So I'm still learning about the whole thing.

That sounds interesting, what was that like?

[self_impeding]

well, I totaly fucked that relashionship in the ass so...it went bad. Kind of fun for a bit, but then i freaked o ut and fukced shit up like i always do

[sleight_of_fate]

Sorry to hear it. I guess when you come down to it, people are people and we're just as good at fucking things up as anyone.

I was raised thinking I was human, so the whole thing's kind of a mess. I only started dealing with it when I got here and met another of my kind for the first time, but weirdly it's been better here for me. Go figure.

[self_impeding]

wlel gald u got to meet more inucbi

did u fuk when u met tehm? 'cause i bet that was inetnse if you did

i gerw up around tons of other imps and theres no way in hlel i'd think i was human unless i was blind, so at least i ddin't hvae to deal wtih not knowing wats up

[sleight_of_fate]

It's been good for me. Weird, but good. And yeah, the sex was amazing, not having to hold back. One of them was over 2000 years old though so that was something too.

Yeah, my world is mostly humans so those of us who *aren't* hide it. Beats being locked up or burned. You know, for those of us who aren't fireproof. =p

[self_impeding]

oh, wen i go 2 the human world i have to hdie

huamns arent susopped to no wree reel

but wen im not on a job i saty in hell

[sleight_of_fate]

Makes sense. I didn't have the tail and wings until I got to the city, it's kind of a weird story. Incubi in my world look just like humans, we're really good at blending in. Easier to get close to people to feed on, that way.

I'm getting a lot better about it now, though. I even took some pictures to get used to the idea, that's what it looks like I sent you.

[self_impeding]

yeah, suuccbi and incubi in my world can mkae thmseleves look human, but tehy hvae a natural from with wings and a tail and shit

[sleight_of_fate]

Huh. That's cool and it makes sense. Some people are into the tail thing, but it would probably freak the normals out pretty hard.

One good thing about the city, i guess, its been weird but good.

[self_impeding]

yeah

i kind of just msis hell

[sleight_of_fate]

That makes sense. It's home for you. It wasn't always great for me, but there are things I miss too. Places I've been, things I want to try and fix.

So I totally get it.

[self_impeding]

yeah, and i miss my dotter and employees and stols and shit