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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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delivery!

[legellely]

A bright red box with a silver ribbon is delivered to Blitzo. Inside are pink snowflake sugar cookies and a fun selfie. The back of the picture reads:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Thank you for being amazing! 💗 Elle

[self_impeding]

[Blitzo will send back a picture of himself devouring the cookies and send her a huge, fluffy pink feather boa.]