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Apr. 17th, 2022 08:47 pm
self_impeding: (Explaining)
[personal profile] self_impeding
All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.
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Re: Text; un: hellborn_stallion

Date: 2024-07-04 05:54 pm (UTC)
sixfeetofdirt: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sixfeetofdirt

Wonderful. Come back in a week and I'll have it ready for final fittings and adjustments.

Date: 2024-07-25 01:25 pm (UTC)
bakudan_bambino: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bakudan_bambino
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Please take one of these harmless smoke "bombs" as a promotional gift for the upcoming epic, action, comedy film, The Creeping Bomber and help pass along these "bombs" to friends for thrills, laughs, and romance!

[Your character will receive a gift bag with ten small smoke canisters that look like dynamite sticks as promotional material for Hayato Gokudera and Quentin Beck's movie.

The smoke "bombs" are only small and for fun and absolutely harmless but they MAY contain varying levels of aphrodisiacs. Maybe it was accidental or on purpose. You decide.]

backdated to Christmas Eve

Date: 2024-12-28 01:48 am (UTC)
the_real_mccoy: (Default)
From: [personal profile] the_real_mccoy
[It's a really big wrapped box that shows up. Inside are custom winter clothes. Coat, pants, gloves. Horn covers, a tail cover, a scarf, and boots. And a note:

Wear this stuff, will ya?
M]

Date: 2024-12-29 10:03 pm (UTC)
the_real_mccoy: (disbeilef)
From: [personal profile] the_real_mccoy
Good. If ya lose anythin or rip it or somethin lemme know. I'll get it replaced.

Date: 2024-12-30 03:04 am (UTC)
the_real_mccoy: (as if!)
From: [personal profile] the_real_mccoy
Ya welcome. Merry Christmas Blitzo.

Date: 2024-12-30 03:58 am (UTC)
the_real_mccoy: (what was that?)
From: [personal profile] the_real_mccoy
How's it better?

Date: 2025-01-02 11:44 pm (UTC)
the_real_mccoy: (still don't believe you)
From: [personal profile] the_real_mccoy
[Oh. Well, if you considered sex a sin, then sure. If Blitzo was talking about a much worse sin . . .]


Gotcha. That makes sense.
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