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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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[sixfeetofdirt]

Wonderful. Come back in a week and I'll have it ready for final fittings and adjustments.

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[self_impeding]

luking 4ward 2 it!

[bakudan_bambino]

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Please take one of these harmless smoke "bombs" as a promotional gift for the upcoming epic, action, comedy film, The Creeping Bomber and help pass along these "bombs" to friends for thrills, laughs, and romance!

[Your character will receive a gift bag with ten small smoke canisters that look like dynamite sticks as promotional material for Hayato Gokudera and Quentin Beck's movie.

The smoke "bombs" are only small and for fun and absolutely harmless but they MAY contain varying levels of aphrodisiacs. Maybe it was accidental or on purpose. You decide.]

[self_impeding]

[He'll have lots of fun with the bombs and consider the aphrodisiacs a bonus.]

backdated to Christmas Eve

[the_real_mccoy]

[It's a really big wrapped box that shows up. Inside are custom winter clothes. Coat, pants, gloves. Horn covers, a tail cover, a scarf, and boots. And a note:

Wear this stuff, will ya?
M]

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[self_impeding]

thnx 4 the warm shit! fuk yeah ill where it!

[the_real_mccoy]

Good. If ya lose anythin or rip it or somethin lemme know. I'll get it replaced.

[self_impeding]

thnx

[the_real_mccoy]

Ya welcome. Merry Christmas Blitzo.

[self_impeding]

merry sinsmas

its liek krismas, but its beter

[the_real_mccoy]

How's it better?

[self_impeding]

bcos u celebrate it by indujing in ur favrit sin, and thats mor fun

[the_real_mccoy]

[Oh. Well, if you considered sex a sin, then sure. If Blitzo was talking about a much worse sin . . .]


Gotcha. That makes sense.