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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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[bakudan_bambino]

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Please take one of these harmless smoke "bombs" as a promotional gift for the upcoming epic, action, comedy film, The Creeping Bomber and help pass along these "bombs" to friends for thrills, laughs, and romance!

[Your character will receive a gift bag with ten small smoke canisters that look like dynamite sticks as promotional material for Hayato Gokudera and Quentin Beck's movie.

The smoke "bombs" are only small and for fun and absolutely harmless but they MAY contain varying levels of aphrodisiacs. Maybe it was accidental or on purpose. You decide.]

[self_impeding]

[He'll have lots of fun with the bombs and consider the aphrodisiacs a bonus.]