self_impeding

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

At home. Who the fuck is this?

Wait - you're at home? Who else is there?

Bitch, please. I'm not answering that shit until I know who the fuck you are and why you're asking.

Listen to me very carefully... It's me. Your Dominant.

If you see me at home... It's not me.

Oh. Shit. That explains why you were acting weird as fuck.

.... What happened?

Oh, nothing too bad. You just yelled when you looked in the mirror, which was kind of weird.

That makes sense considering it wasn't me.

Oh, right. Yeah, I got that.

Where are they now?

Oh, he left.

Or...I guess she left.