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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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[mysterioisthetruth]

[There's an angry, frustrated female voice on the line. Beck has been body-swapped with Peggy and is not happy about it.]

Blitz.... Blitz! Where the hell are you? Answer me!

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[self_impeding]

At home. Who the fuck is this?

voice; un: mrs_maisel

[observationalhumor]

Wow, that is some voicemail greeting. I hope you do have some time to answer a few questions about Mr. Quentin Beck since he listed you as a personal reference for my quota survey.

[self_impeding]

Sure, why not? What do you want to ask?

10/8 Post Event

[vintsparkler]

[ Dorian leaves a fine bottle of Brandy and a tightly folded, and well-packaged black, faux fur weighted blanket. Taped to the front of the wrapped blanket is a note. ]

It doesn't compare much with how you helped me, but I hope the attached keeps you warm inside and out.

[self_impeding]

[Blitzo texts back a picture of him snuggled under the blanket drinking the brandy straight from the bottle. He still has some bruises that are healing, but it's clear from the picture that he's definitely gotten cleaned up since their captivity.]

delivery!

[legellely]

A bright red box with a silver ribbon is delivered to Blitzo. Inside are pink snowflake sugar cookies and a fun selfie. The back of the picture reads:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Thank you for being amazing! 💗 Elle

[self_impeding]

[Blitzo will send back a picture of himself devouring the cookies and send her a huge, fluffy pink feather boa.]

Delivery

[vonumberwolf]

[In a fancy box with a big bow is a case of beer with a note.]

'Tis the season to get wasted!

From the friendly Christmas Elf

Re: Delivery

[self_impeding]

[He'll send her back a package with a picture of him drinking the beer and a dildo.]

Christmas Delivery 2022

[singinghuntress]

[At some point on Christmas, Blitz will find a small, simple package on his bed. Inside of it is a gift and a simple note.]

I noticed you like Horses so, enjoy.
~ Rip.

Re: Christmas Delivery 2022

[self_impeding]

[Blitzo absolutely loves it, and will likely be seen around the house playing with it. He'll also leave her a toy of her own.]

Un: literalsexfiend

[sleight_of_fate]

[Attached to the message is an almost artistic shot of a male back. Dark tattoos cover the pale skin, but more interesting than that is the presence of wings, dark and half-folded at rest. The shot also catches the sleek black fur that starts at the waist, the curve of a bare ass, and the long whiplike tail that sprouts from the base of his spine in a come-hither curl.]

UN: Big_Dicked_Blitzy

[self_impeding]

Woo yeah! Demon bros! Glad to see another of us here!

Congratulations!

[winstre]

Blitzo is the winner of the 11 PM Blacklight Party door prize, a UV reactive half cane/misery stick in his choice of color!

ATTN: BLITZO

[duplicitymods]

❝

DUPLICITY CITATION No. 18846 Violation: Attacking a Dominant Fine: 3 days Realignment Payments must be received within 30 calendar days, or debts will be handed over to the Remittance Facility.

❞

[vintsparkler]

[the_real_mccoy]

[self_impeding]

I'm going!

Delivery

[makeanentrance]

[On Christmas Eve a delivery is at the door of a set of fluffy and initialled red towels along with a bottle of (untainted) red wine - and a note: Best wishes for the season! Thank you for the business opportunities this year! ~ Quentin Beck]

Present!

[the_real_mccoy]

[A wrapped box shows up on his doorstep with a note. Inside are these and this.]


I know they ain't the little horses ya were talkin about, but I thought they might be decent stand-ins. Went for the really colorful ones since ya own sound pretty colorful.

Christmas Delivery!

[legellely]

[ Christmas morning, afternoon, and evening, there are deliveries being made, and Elle has plenty to give. Blitzo receives a large tin of chocolate chip cookies. There is a card that reads:

"I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a lovely new year! Elle 💗" ]

[Christmas Delivery 2023]

[singinghuntress]

[At some point, he might come across a weirdly wrapped package that contains plush and a bottle of cheap whiskey along with a note.]

Stop by the shop anytime you need a drinking buddy
- Rip

ATTN: BLITZO

[duplicitymods]

❝

DUPLICITY CITATION No. 19603 Violation: Seditious speech Fine: 1 day Realignment Payments must be received within 30 calendar days, or debts will be handed over to the Remittance Facility.

❞

[the_real_mccoy]

text | un: baldurian | maybe a smidge backdated

[sixfeetofdirt]

Hello, darling. I have the designs we discussed.

[The sketches attached are of a shirt, pants and long-tailed waistcoat, appropriate to Blitzo's size and proportions, carefully shaped at the back to let his tail out. The spikes requested are across the shoulders and collar.]

Text; un: hellborn_stallion

[self_impeding]

luks grate!

[If Astarian was hoping for more input than that he's out of luck, but at least Blitzo likes it.]

[bakudan_bambino]

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Please take one of these harmless smoke "bombs" as a promotional gift for the upcoming epic, action, comedy film, The Creeping Bomber and help pass along these "bombs" to friends for thrills, laughs, and romance!

[Your character will receive a gift bag with ten small smoke canisters that look like dynamite sticks as promotional material for Hayato Gokudera and Quentin Beck's movie.

The smoke "bombs" are only small and for fun and absolutely harmless but they MAY contain varying levels of aphrodisiacs. Maybe it was accidental or on purpose. You decide.]

[self_impeding]

[He'll have lots of fun with the bombs and consider the aphrodisiacs a bonus.]

backdated to Christmas Eve

[the_real_mccoy]

[It's a really big wrapped box that shows up. Inside are custom winter clothes. Coat, pants, gloves. Horn covers, a tail cover, a scarf, and boots. And a note:

Wear this stuff, will ya?
M]

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[self_impeding]

thnx 4 the warm shit! fuk yeah ill where it!