Inbox

[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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Delivery

[makeanentrance]

[On Christmas Eve a delivery is at the door of a set of fluffy and initialled red towels along with a bottle of (untainted) red wine - and a note: Best wishes for the season! Thank you for the business opportunities this year! ~ Quentin Beck]