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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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[mysterioisthetruth]

[There's an angry, frustrated female voice on the line. Beck has been body-swapped with Peggy and is not happy about it.]

Blitz.... Blitz! Where the hell are you? Answer me!

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[self_impeding]

At home. Who the fuck is this?

[mysterioisthetruth]

Wait - you're at home? Who else is there?

[self_impeding]

Bitch, please. I'm not answering that shit until I know who the fuck you are and why you're asking.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Listen to me very carefully... It's me. Your Dominant.

If you see me at home... It's not me.

[self_impeding]

Oh. Shit. That explains why you were acting weird as fuck.

[mysterioisthetruth]

.... What happened?

[self_impeding]

Oh, nothing too bad. You just yelled when you looked in the mirror, which was kind of weird.

[mysterioisthetruth]

That makes sense considering it wasn't me.

[self_impeding]

Oh, right. Yeah, I got that.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Where are they now?

[self_impeding]

Oh, he left.

Or...I guess she left.

voice; un: mrs_maisel

[observationalhumor]

Wow, that is some voicemail greeting. I hope you do have some time to answer a few questions about Mr. Quentin Beck since he listed you as a personal reference for my quota survey.

[self_impeding]

Sure, why not? What do you want to ask?

[observationalhumor]

How would you describe Mr. Beck's character overall? Is he a decent man?

[self_impeding]

Oh yeah, he's great! Gets me a lot of nice shit, keeps me from missing quota, and I have a lot of fun in that show of his at the Sinema.

Also he's great in the sack.

[observationalhumor]

Well, that's all good to know.

[And two votes of generous, something she'll keep in mind.]

He offered me a chance to audition to work at the Sinema. What can you say about him as an employer?

[self_impeding]

Pretty good. I like doing my act, and he worked with me on what kind of stuff I'd like to do.

[observationalhumor]

What's your act? He mentioned people liking it more when the performers are dressed in a sexy way. Is that what you do?

[self_impeding]

Yeah. Dress up all sexy, do an acrobatic act, then a bit of a sexy comedy routine where I pretend to be a naughty demon causing some kind of trouble, and he's got to punish me to keep me in line. So, you know, the kind of shit they eat right up in Duplicity.

[observationalhumor]

Sounds a bit like old time Vaudeville. I'll have to catch your act sometime.

10/8 Post Event

[vintsparkler]

[ Dorian leaves a fine bottle of Brandy and a tightly folded, and well-packaged black, faux fur weighted blanket. Taped to the front of the wrapped blanket is a note. ]

It doesn't compare much with how you helped me, but I hope the attached keeps you warm inside and out.

[self_impeding]

It's a lot like that, actually. You definitely should, it's a great act.

[self_impeding]

[Blitzo texts back a picture of him snuggled under the blanket drinking the brandy straight from the bottle. He still has some bruises that are healing, but it's clear from the picture that he's definitely gotten cleaned up since their captivity.]

Voice | un: lushmage

[vintsparkler]

And here I was worried the blanket might be too heavy. Glad you seem to be doing well.