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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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[mysterioisthetruth]

[There's an angry, frustrated female voice on the line. Beck has been body-swapped with Peggy and is not happy about it.]

Blitz.... Blitz! Where the hell are you? Answer me!

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[self_impeding]

At home. Who the fuck is this?

[mysterioisthetruth]

Wait - you're at home? Who else is there?

[self_impeding]

Bitch, please. I'm not answering that shit until I know who the fuck you are and why you're asking.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Listen to me very carefully... It's me. Your Dominant.

If you see me at home... It's not me.

[self_impeding]

Oh. Shit. That explains why you were acting weird as fuck.

[mysterioisthetruth]

.... What happened?

[self_impeding]

Oh, nothing too bad. You just yelled when you looked in the mirror, which was kind of weird.

[mysterioisthetruth]

That makes sense considering it wasn't me.

[self_impeding]

Oh, right. Yeah, I got that.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Where are they now?

[self_impeding]

Oh, he left.

Or...I guess she left.