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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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[observationalhumor]

Sounds a bit like old time Vaudeville. I'll have to catch your act sometime.

[self_impeding]

It's a lot like that, actually. You definitely should, it's a great act.