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[self_impeding]

All right you horny asshole, just leave a message and I'll get back to you later because I clearly don't have time for your shit right now.

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voice; un: mrs_maisel

[observationalhumor]

Wow, that is some voicemail greeting. I hope you do have some time to answer a few questions about Mr. Quentin Beck since he listed you as a personal reference for my quota survey.

[self_impeding]

Sure, why not? What do you want to ask?

[observationalhumor]

How would you describe Mr. Beck's character overall? Is he a decent man?

[self_impeding]

Oh yeah, he's great! Gets me a lot of nice shit, keeps me from missing quota, and I have a lot of fun in that show of his at the Sinema.

Also he's great in the sack.

[observationalhumor]

Well, that's all good to know.

[And two votes of generous, something she'll keep in mind.]

He offered me a chance to audition to work at the Sinema. What can you say about him as an employer?

[self_impeding]

Pretty good. I like doing my act, and he worked with me on what kind of stuff I'd like to do.

[observationalhumor]

What's your act? He mentioned people liking it more when the performers are dressed in a sexy way. Is that what you do?

[self_impeding]

Yeah. Dress up all sexy, do an acrobatic act, then a bit of a sexy comedy routine where I pretend to be a naughty demon causing some kind of trouble, and he's got to punish me to keep me in line. So, you know, the kind of shit they eat right up in Duplicity.

[observationalhumor]

Sounds a bit like old time Vaudeville. I'll have to catch your act sometime.

[self_impeding]

It's a lot like that, actually. You definitely should, it's a great act.